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Ever heard a HIM song? If you have heard one, you have heard them all*.

(* I actually like HIM. I wrote this mostly as a joke back in 2004, and it seemed like the kind of provocative thing to say when people were still obsessing over them...)

These lyrics are randomly generated by mapping a list of sentence structures to a list of valid words for each position in the sentence.

You may use the lyrics generated for whatever you wish without any restrictions, but if you do turn any of this nonsense into actual music I would like to hear the result.

Let's see what we got this time...

If I hate, time is crying
Would I die, Satan would survive
For sin, I would trust her
Would I despise, I would hate

Loving darkness, sweet forever
Dying in your dreams, so young forever
For tonight, I would rape her
In darkness now, I can cry

Crying, conceal and despise to cry
Would I love, I would hope
In your arms today, I can dream
Her morbid blood, so evil

In God, so lost and crying
Could I love, I could survive, tomorrow
Burning, I shall pray for her innocent retreat
Destroy girl, discover me and despise


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