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Ever heard a HIM song? If you have heard one, you have heard them all*.

(* I actually like HIM. I wrote this mostly as a joke back in 2004, and it seemed like the kind of provocative thing to say when people were still obsessing over them...)

These lyrics are randomly generated by mapping a list of sentence structures to a list of valid words for each position in the sentence.

You may use the lyrics generated for whatever you wish without any restrictions, but if you do turn any of this nonsense into actual music I would like to hear the result.

Let's see what we got this time...

If I would cut me yesterday
Would I cry, she would awaken
In death, so tormented and malfunctioning
So pale within, yet screaming

If God would hate in my dreams
So screaming within, yet crying
In my tomb, feeling today
Her innocent fire, so lost

Her young eyes, so dyslectic
Will I hate, I will kiss, tonight
I could survive, for pain, now
If I hope, life is praying

You and love, destined to kiss
If you would kill time, I would awaken
So sharp within, yet buried
When you is crying

Songs

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