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Ever heard a HIM song? If you have heard one, you have heard them all*.

(* I actually like HIM. I wrote this mostly as a joke back in 2004, and it seemed like the kind of provocative thing to say when people were still obsessing over them...)

These lyrics are randomly generated by mapping a list of sentence structures to a list of valid words for each position in the sentence.

You may use the lyrics generated for whatever you wish without any restrictions, but if you do turn any of this nonsense into actual music I would like to hear the result.

Let's see what we got this time...

Now I will resurrect my retreat
So unseen within, yet sharp
In life, so fragile and tormented
Malfunctioning and sweet, but fragile like princess

If time would bury eternity, I would pray
If life would dream in my dreams
In another world forever, I can pray
In hope, I bleed

Would I dream, death would drown
When I is feeling
In my crypt, drawing near today
So painful within, yet lost

Could I awaken, I could awaken, forever
Dark and peaceful, but shining like torment
Would I drown, I would die, yesterday
Die for sorrow, malfunctioning tomorrow

Songs

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