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Ever heard a HIM song? If you have heard one, you have heard them all*.

(* I actually like HIM. I wrote this mostly as a joke back in 2004, and it seemed like the kind of provocative thing to say when people were still obsessing over them...)

These lyrics are randomly generated by mapping a list of sentence structures to a list of valid words for each position in the sentence.

You may use the lyrics generated for whatever you wish without any restrictions, but if you do turn any of this nonsense into actual music I would like to hear the result.

Let's see what we got this time...

Me and her, in my crypt now
If life would kiss in Tokyo
Me and her, in my dreams today
Now, forever, in my tomb

If you would search for girl, I would conceal
Would I despise, Satan would survive
Will I pray, I might pray, now
God and sorrow, destined to drown

Her sleeping hope, so loving
Final, I would scream for my sharp God
If you would bleed in darkness
Sleeping and unseen, but innocent like knife

Would I conceal, Satan would despise
In your dreams today, I can awaken
In love now, I can awaken
I can die, for angel, forever

Songs

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