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Ever heard a HIM song? If you have heard one, you have heard them all*.

(* I actually like HIM. I wrote this mostly as a joke back in 2004, and it seemed like the kind of provocative thing to say when people were still obsessing over them...)

These lyrics are randomly generated by mapping a list of sentence structures to a list of valid words for each position in the sentence.

You may use the lyrics generated for whatever you wish without any restrictions, but if you do turn any of this nonsense into actual music I would like to hear the result.

Let's see what we got this time...

Tormented, I can hope for your sleeping angel
Today I will dream of your sorrow
Awaken for lust, final yesterday
In Tokyo, dreaming today

In love tonight, I can hate
Painful lust, innocent today
Would I love, time would hope
With my blessed knife, I shall despise

If you would discover me tomorrow
Hate for hate, screaming forever
Fuck pride, fuck me and cry
Burning darkness, evil tomorrow

Her final king, so morbid
Would I bleed, I would awaken
With her screaming lust, I could cry
Me and her, in the past today


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