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Ever heard a HIM song? If you have heard one, you have heard them all*.

(* I actually like HIM. I wrote this mostly as a joke back in 2004, and it seemed like the kind of provocative thing to say when people were still obsessing over them...)

These lyrics are randomly generated by mapping a list of sentence structures to a list of valid words for each position in the sentence.

You may use the lyrics generated for whatever you wish without any restrictions, but if you do turn any of this nonsense into actual music I would like to hear the result.

Let's see what we got this time...

In my tomb forever, I can survive
Yesterday I will bury her master
With her unseen blood, I shall kiss
With your drowning bliss, I can hate

Tomorrow, forever, in your dreams
Fragile hate, dark forever
In heaven, crying yesterday
In darkness, praying tomorrow

If I pray, God is praying
With your pale spider, I will kiss
If Satan would kneel to angel, I would hope
Her painful pain, so morbid

Hope for emptiness, crying tonight
Forever I will kill your funeral
If I survive, I is crying
Me and her, in my crypt tomorrow


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