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Ever heard a HIM song? If you have heard one, you have heard them all*.

(* I actually like HIM. I wrote this mostly as a joke back in 2004, and it seemed like the kind of provocative thing to say when people were still obsessing over them...)

These lyrics are randomly generated by mapping a list of sentence structures to a list of valid words for each position in the sentence.

You may use the lyrics generated for whatever you wish without any restrictions, but if you do turn any of this nonsense into actual music I would like to hear the result.

Let's see what we got this time...

With your young kiss, I would conceal
Hoping in Tokyo, so burning tonight
Blessed and beautiful, but pale like girl
Evil, I could drown for my burning eternity

Innocent, hate and scream to die
Her shining resurrection, so burning
Yesterday, forever, in my dreams
Rape kiss, bless me and scream

With her evil pain, I will dream
Burned, love and love to survive
Tormented hate, screaming tonight
If she would find me now

Her blessed king, so fragile and screaming
Eternal sorrow, sleeping yesterday
So dark within, yet lost
Malfunctioning, die and despise to conceal


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