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Ever heard a HIM song? If you have heard one, you have heard them all*.

(* I actually like HIM. I wrote this mostly as a joke back in 2004, and it seemed like the kind of provocative thing to say when people were still obsessing over them...)

These lyrics are randomly generated by mapping a list of sentence structures to a list of valid words for each position in the sentence.

You may use the lyrics generated for whatever you wish without any restrictions, but if you do turn any of this nonsense into actual music I would like to hear the result.

Let's see what we got this time...

Today I will destroy your tonight
If she would forget me tonight
God and funeral, destined to pray
Tomorrow, forever, in hell

In she, so peaceful and burning
With my screaming death, I could kiss
Burning sorrow, malfunctioning tonight
With my fragile time, I shall survive

If time would trust me forever
In my grave, hoping yesterday
Me and her, in heaven tonight
Final, conceal and conceal to pray

Sleeping, I can despise for your drowning God
Her forgetful sin, so drowning and lost
In emptiness, I conceal
Drowning hope, innocent today

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