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Ever heard a HIM song? If you have heard one, you have heard them all*.

(* I actually like HIM. I wrote this mostly as a joke back in 2004, and it seemed like the kind of provocative thing to say when people were still obsessing over them...)

These lyrics are randomly generated by mapping a list of sentence structures to a list of valid words for each position in the sentence.

You may use the lyrics generated for whatever you wish without any restrictions, but if you do turn any of this nonsense into actual music I would like to hear the result.

Let's see what we got this time...

Evil, I might pray for her eternal retreat
Missing hate, final tonight
Would I drown, God would love
Conceal Satan, discover me and love

Today, forever, in my grave
When you is falling
Feeling in darkness, so screaming now
Her dyslectic fire, so morbid and young

If I despise, you is crying
Would I bleed, life would awaken
If I would dream in my crypt
Falling in my crypt, so sharp now

Drown for hate, sleeping today
Find night, resurrect me and drown
Time and knife, destined to awaken
In lust, I scream


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