happyponyland.net / Lyrics Generator

Ever heard a HIM song? If you have heard one, you have heard them all*.

(* I actually like HIM. I wrote this mostly as a joke back in 2004, and it seemed like the kind of provocative thing to say when people were still obsessing over them...)

These lyrics are randomly generated by mapping a list of sentence structures to a list of valid words for each position in the sentence.

You may use the lyrics generated for whatever you wish without any restrictions, but if you do turn any of this nonsense into actual music I would like to hear the result.

Let's see what we got this time...

Young, love and conceal to scream
Now, forever, in your dreams
Tonight I will kneel to your torment
In your dreams, dying tomorrow

Unseen, I can survive for her innocent angel
Hope for hope, fuck me and love
For love, I would destroy her
In my tomb yesterday, I can hope

Rape slave, cut me and die
Could I hate, I might awaken, today
Sleeping, I could die for my morbid queen
So beautiful within, yet malfunctioning

She and master, destined to scream
If God would pray to Satan, I would kiss
I shall bleed, for bride, yesterday
If life would fuck child, I would pray


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