happyponyland.net / Lyrics Generator

Ever heard a HIM song? If you have heard one, you have heard them all*.

(* I actually like HIM. I wrote this mostly as a joke back in 2004, and it seemed like the kind of provocative thing to say when people were still obsessing over them...)

These lyrics are randomly generated by mapping a list of sentence structures to a list of valid words for each position in the sentence.

You may use the lyrics generated for whatever you wish without any restrictions, but if you do turn any of this nonsense into actual music I would like to hear the result.

Let's see what we got this time...

Will I kiss, I shall conceal, now
When death is praying
With your evil funeral, I can scream
Final, I can drown for her dyslectic fire

Burned, I can survive for her dark blade
Lying in heaven, so final tomorrow
Die for emptiness, screaming tomorrow
Morbid, hope and love to die

Shall I hate, I would despise, tonight
With her young hate, I can conceal
Drown for lust, morbid now
If I drown, she is dreaming

Dying in Tokyo, so beautiful tomorrow
If death would forget me tomorrow
For flame, I would rape her
For love, I would fuck her


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