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Ever heard a HIM song? If you have heard one, you have heard them all*.

(* I actually like HIM. I wrote this mostly as a joke back in 2004, and it seemed like the kind of provocative thing to say when people were still obsessing over them...)

These lyrics are randomly generated by mapping a list of sentence structures to a list of valid words for each position in the sentence.

You may use the lyrics generated for whatever you wish without any restrictions, but if you do turn any of this nonsense into actual music I would like to hear the result.

Let's see what we got this time...

If she would forget resurrection, I would dream
Can I kiss, I would conceal, tomorrow
Her buried torment, so painful and shining
Death and bride, destined to hope

Rape retreat, destroy me and bleed
Burned, conceal and drown to hate
I might scream, for queen, tonight
Drowning and tormented, but loving like spider

Find princess, kneel to me and cry
If God would discover angel, I would survive
Hope for hate, destroy me and bleed
Me and her, in heaven now

Would I pray, Satan would drown
Shall I love, I can despise, tomorrow
My tormented blade, so beautiful and burning
Dyslectic, despise and pray to love


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